Wash....rinse....repeat

I wrote a ridiculous mail to Anirudhh. I'am the eternal nag. But this was for his own good. About washing clothes. I'am so sure that if he does not read that mail he will wash the white's with the coloured or vice versa. Washing clothes is an art. This is for those who have not mastered the art of washing. The most therapeutic activity. First take your clothes and segregate them. Ah! you guessed....whites and the coloured. Then take the pure whites. And I mean just plain pure whites. No creams, beiges, brown, lightbrown etc. They come in next. Now that you have segregated them soak them in different buckets with detergent and warm water for half an hour. But if your clothes are grimy and dirty then put them in the machine and rinse them in warm water first. Don't put jeans and whites together. Your whites will turn yellow or some other colour for sure. And always rinse your clothes again. Cause the detergents will give you a rash in unmentionable places.
Undergarments should never be mixed with linen or tee shirts. Socks and undergarments is a strict no no. Wash the 'chads' yourself. That's the point I'm trying to make. But if you must wash them in the machine put them seperately. For the sake of the hygeine God.
Folding bed sheets is another art. As is folding or no.... wait, re folding newspapers after you have read them once or twice or whatever.
Dhananjay are you listening to me???????